This is why the internet is ruined. Please don't follow this idiot on twitter.
And to this idiot him/herself, the "how I can prove it's really me?" schtick is lame. How about this? -- take a picture of yourself and post it to twitpic. You can't fool me dude.
Okay, I'm done now, sorry that this is probably not of interest to anyone else, but that's what this blog is for.
Update: I guess Tom got shut down. Oh well, hope you got some sweet ring tones out of it.